The Need of My very Being.

“Oh my god in heaven, you’re writing again.” She scowls ever so bitterly as she looks upon me as I have defiled her, as if I am the scorn of her serenity, her precious balance of the very life itself through the mysteries captured within her bosom.

I reel back in my chair in the darkly lit office of mine bathed in the softness of the electronic light of my monitors, the glow of my illuminated keyboard and mouse, the very tools of my previsioned instruments that frees my soul that chances both my sanity and well being.

Carefully, I choose my words in the very hopes that she may understand as I begin to speak without contempt without vile or ill will to tame the burning, the rising frustration and angst within me. “The voices, the voice they come to me when I sleep, when I am awake, when I work, and when I eat. These voices like a voice of a sweet longing maiden calling me, beckoning me.

The voices I hear like the shrills of war and pestilence. I hear the voices of the characters of murder, mayhem, the voices of the wretched victims, and I hear the very notes of Nero’s violin as Rome burns to the ground. I hear the vivid screams, the vivid joys, the vivid cries of these very voices that I put into parchment through the tools of these days, my computer.

In these very voices that cause me to travel to the high places, the low places, the dark places, across seas and lands far from the reality that you beckon ever so disturbing, ever so demanding in your complaints that rudely draw me from.

Your ruthless and selfish interruptions draws me from these ventures through times, some past, some present, some in the future in that these voices that carry me. I would go mad if I could not write all of these things down. Now be gone before I write of your very death as an architect finalizing his plans as you impose your stranglehold upon these muses that drive me, that feed my very soul that I aspire to and to only be dragged away. And in my final resolve, yet I pray that you understand. My only fear is that I cannot reach an understanding within your heart and thus, your overdue demise.”

Congress, guess what? We already have Copyright Laws!

I realize that some of you assclowns in Congress are baffled by all the fuss that people, people or if you like, us Internet geeks are making about your precious little SOPA and PIPA in your latest bid in controlling all of us in America and shredding the United States Constitution with each passing day. I realize that some of you think you’re actually protecting intellectual property and all us digital types just want to freely do whatever we want online, without regard to who owns the stuff in the first place.
 
You are so fucking incorrect and ignorantly misinformed…
 
The fact is, most of us digital types make our living from our own intellectual property. The Douginator Online Magazine is just one of millions of reasons why you assholes in congress are dead wrong. When some sleazebag cock-smoker in some distant foreign country republishes this article (and does so over, and over, with slightly changed wording using a tool called “spinning”), that criminal will be attempting to steal my talent and something they in the first place don’t possess.
 
Contrary what others may think, I spend a lot of time, energy, and will in making this blog, novels, and other forms of my endeavor free or at very little cost to the masses. When people come to the Douginator Online Magazine to read whatever I am writing, they are sampling my raw creative talents and go from there. Perhaps, this is why I don’t get a lot of fucking flack in bad comments or rantings from the so-called critiques because they, such as you are now, get a chance to read my work before pursuing in the desire to get more.

More at a cost…
 
Nothing is more disheartening for me than to see my hard word on someone else’s site or them using my material. However, in the spite of this bullshit within the United States, there are laws already in place that protect me, that insure that there are already legal processes in place that will allow my lawyer to fully go after them, shut them down, and of course, get compensated fully for my troubles.

It’s happened time and time before…
 
So let me make it clear that we, the people of the Internet, understand, and we hate the scum who steal our hard work. Nonetheless, there are already laws and legal processes in place, so why do we need the bullshit of SOPA?

We fucking don’t?
 
Once upon a time we has the legislative ancestors in Washington, they actually did some real good. They wrote laws, they created agencies, and they set up systems that would, in fact, stand the test of time. We have copyright law, with lots of depth and nuance. When someone steals our intellectual property, copyright law comes into play. People lost companies, went into financial ruin, and  some even done jail time.
 
It is my astute understanding that the International copyright law is more complex, but even there, we have a Commerce Department, we have international treaties, and we have enforcement procedures.

So why SOPA and PIPA?
 
The reason we, the people of the Internet, have pushed back so hard on SOPA and PIPA (and will continue to do so, even though the fucking corporate assclowns and those in congress that is quickly becoming synonymous with the very word of “Assclowns” are inevitably trying to sneak something nasty in somewhere else) is that we know we have laws that can be used to protect us already in place. As I wrote in the proceeding article, SOPA and PIPA is bullshit and more than that, something that detrimentally hurts us all in the end. As I said earlier, tears away at our very freedoms.
 
We also know that SOPA and PIPA and their ilk aren’t designed to protect artists and writers, musicians and producers, programmers and filmmakers in the least, but instead, to protect only the corporate powers that be. We know SOPA and PIPA are designed to line the pockets of the lawyers and lobbyists at the MPAA and the RIAA. It would be wise to remember this, it would be wise to read the acts for yourselves, it would be wise that you understand exactly what SOPA and PIPA are in all actuality.
 
After all, while we were creating the greatest communications transformation since the Tower of Babel if you believe in the mythology in the first place. The MPAA and RIAA corporate assholes are already terrorizing grandmothers and college students, bullying them into turning over their remaining life savings or college tuition savings. The MPAA and the fucking RIAA corporate goons are increase their war-chest, strike fear into the hearts of their loyal customers, and all those lawyers could get paid their $500/hour rates in the meantime. The SOPA and PIPA, acts that become future laws would only add a metric ton of cash to them to continue their fear-mongering attacks and assaults on a wider scope that will eventually allow them to control the Internet in the United States.
 
For the corporate Assclowns and congress; We, the people of the Internet, may not have the normal infrastructure for influencing politicians, but we have the ability to communicate in ways that will take your fucking breath away. We invented this stuff, we can reach billions of people in a heartbeat, we can shock voters into awareness with an impact you can only dream of, and our power will only get stronger.

If the Internet was its own nation, we would and consequently in my mind, are, the biggest nation in the entire world. A nation that knows no boundaries, that is not of one particular political or religious party of any kind. We are “them”, “they”, and billions more that will not shut the fuck up, keep quiet, or be contained.
 
In the not so distant past countries like China, Belarus, Egypt, and Iran can in their futilely, attempt to squelch us, but we will route around quite easily and most often than not, without breaking into a sweat in doing so.

As in doing so, they, these fucking assclowns attempts to make criminals out of us. So when government tries to legislate an ill-advised technical fix to a societal behavior problem, it fucking won’t work. People are infinitely adaptable, and just as we will adapt to keep the lines of communication open, so too will the criminals.

Business as usual…
 
The SOPA and PIPA is ultimately designed to attempt to break the Internet. I shake my head as the Internet is designed to survive nuclear war for a god damned reason. It is stronger and more resilient than you can possibly imagine and it will fight back in spades.

Speaking of spades…

In America, and for that matter, the world just saw what happened in the news of late for all the assclowns out here in America, my nation of mine, when Anonymous just attacked the core of my government in denial of service attacks that was obvious easy enough in light of all the bullshit of the government.
 
The Internet, in a world view, is much bigger than any single government. Through technology and the abundance and simplicity thereof will only continue to grow and the United States needs to pull their corporate heads deep out of their asses and realize the painfully obvious.

We ain’t going anywhere, motherfuckers!

The Douginator: Opposing the SOPA and PIPA!

Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.

Two bills before Congress, known as the Protect IP Act (PIPA) in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House, would censor the Web and impose harmful regulations on American business. Millions of Internet users and entrepreneurs already oppose SOPA and PIPA.

The Senate will begin voting on January 24th. Please let them know how you feel. Sign this petition urging Congress to vote NO on PIPA and SOPA before it is too late.

[download PDF]

I bullshit you not. Most people who know and love this magazine, knows right off of Jump Street that I am most certainly oppose the Corporate Government of the United States. As a proud veteran of the United States Air Force, recipient of both the Purple Heart, and the Bronze Star with a handful of other outstanding medals and decorations that can choke a fucking horse, I believe I have the right, the duty to speak my mind about and against the ills and injustices of these United States in specifically the traitorous government that the great American Public seems to tolerate – And in this alone, pisses me the fuck off to no end.

Listen, I’ll say it again, “We the People…” have been fucking sold out decades ago and nothing has been more apparent than our own government through the linage of administrations we as the Americans have been forced to suffer through.

With each passing day, our government who is nothing less than a corporate whore forsaking the United States Bill of Rights and ultimately, the United States Constitution as you can read, listen, and watch this atrocious government shred with every passing day to no fucking end in sight, and we, the American people has obviously allowed to continue to allow the nemesis of our one true government outlined in the foundations of how our beloved country is supposed to be run is being taken away. These two acts that are nothing less of an attack upon our civil liberties and rights are nothing less than the latest assault upon the very foundations of and for which “we stand as one nation…”

These acts, these latest assaults upon both you and I along with 220 million others are under attack in this nation as these corporations, these motherfuckers who have the political whores in Washington D.C. jumping through their greedy hoops to yet again to chip away at our freedoms.

These transparent blatant acts are nothing less than an attack upon us all. Fueled by this greed they, the media, software, music, and Hollywood movie companies are totally out to control the Internet that can and WILL make anyone in the United States a digital outlaw. You can bet your sweet ass it just won’t stop there. Eventually, these limp-wristed motherfuckers will come against you and I until they have complete control of the Internet and the super highway of Information and successfully kill the Internet itself under corporate law resulting in the succession of Hitler’s 1939 Germany and the whole god damned thing would be under an iron fisted fascist control. Then it would be too late to do anything about it.

Say goodbye to honest information, videos, and free music. Say goodbye to independent news services and information, and say hello to the rise of the corporate Third Reich!

Think that I am overreacting? Think again. I have history on my side!

If corporate government had my way, you wouldn’t, couldn’t read the Douginator Online and about a million other sites like mine that speak out against the ills of the American Government.

SOPA and PIPA is nothing less than a death-nail gladly tapped in by the corporate fascists of America and nothing less in the least.

Meanwhile in the world, the Internet will continue to prosper and thrive. People regardless in other nations, without restrictions will continue to download, read, view, and share information as business as usual. Remember folks, in many nations, there is no laws recognizing such mind-numbing digital laws as here in America. Looking past the bullshit argument of digital piracy, this too will continue as it has always did since the beginning. Banning piracy is a motherfucking joke, good, bad, or indifferent, it will continue on without a hiccup — Except in America in general.

Then there will be another laws banning sites, news, information, services, and media deemed as a threat against the Corporate American Government and all those continuing to break the laws of this Nation will be regarded as some sort of digital terrorist – An attack on our current rights and the 1st Amendment as these will continue to erode away.

Ultimately, this will not really hurt the piracy issues that these two jokes, the SOPA and PIPA, but hurt the rights of all Americans and not just with the Internet, but the whole information structures in place and all the future avenues of Information in the generations to come.

Let’s take a look at the real bullshit that is in my opinion, a real threat on the Internet and let’s give the government, our government a real fucking job to do and clean up here in these United States.

There is a real problem, an aspect I would love to bring to bear, you see there are far more serious crimes that are being committed daily throughout the Internet Systems in America such as crimes, violent crimes against children goes nearly unpunished or unenforced in stark comparison of the fucking piracy of the software, music, and movie industry.

It is absolutely mind-numbing that the American Government is more worried or willing to spend so much energy wasting on those who download music and movies while real crimes are being commented throughout the day here in the States.

Perhaps tens of thousands of terabytes of such horrid data is being sent throughout various servers, torrents, and untold computers, iPods, tablets and cellphones of all kinds of not only images, but full-length child pornography videos.

And yet it is the corporations that own the United States Government in a resounding way that constantly turns my stomach and makes me fucking sick.

Meanwhile the real criminals are laughing all the fucking way to the bank while hundreds, perhaps thousands of youngsters are being violated ruthlessly daily, weekly, and what not, and these atrocious acts are continuing on literally unchecked in contrast of the zeal of these industries going after someone pirating and downloading the latest Lady Gaga album…

Fucking please…

I give SOPA, PIPA, the United States Government and the god damned blue-gumming cock-smoking Obama Administration the Douginator AssClown Award for Jan 2012!