The Douginator: Opposing the SOPA and PIPA!

Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.

Two bills before Congress, known as the Protect IP Act (PIPA) in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House, would censor the Web and impose harmful regulations on American business. Millions of Internet users and entrepreneurs already oppose SOPA and PIPA.

The Senate will begin voting on January 24th. Please let them know how you feel. Sign this petition urging Congress to vote NO on PIPA and SOPA before it is too late.

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I bullshit you not. Most people who know and love this magazine, knows right off of Jump Street that I am most certainly oppose the Corporate Government of the United States. As a proud veteran of the United States Air Force, recipient of both the Purple Heart, and the Bronze Star with a handful of other outstanding medals and decorations that can choke a fucking horse, I believe I have the right, the duty to speak my mind about and against the ills and injustices of these United States in specifically the traitorous government that the great American Public seems to tolerate – And in this alone, pisses me the fuck off to no end.

Listen, I’ll say it again, “We the People…” have been fucking sold out decades ago and nothing has been more apparent than our own government through the linage of administrations we as the Americans have been forced to suffer through.

With each passing day, our government who is nothing less than a corporate whore forsaking the United States Bill of Rights and ultimately, the United States Constitution as you can read, listen, and watch this atrocious government shred with every passing day to no fucking end in sight, and we, the American people has obviously allowed to continue to allow the nemesis of our one true government outlined in the foundations of how our beloved country is supposed to be run is being taken away. These two acts that are nothing less of an attack upon our civil liberties and rights are nothing less than the latest assault upon the very foundations of and for which “we stand as one nation…”

These acts, these latest assaults upon both you and I along with 220 million others are under attack in this nation as these corporations, these motherfuckers who have the political whores in Washington D.C. jumping through their greedy hoops to yet again to chip away at our freedoms.

These transparent blatant acts are nothing less than an attack upon us all. Fueled by this greed they, the media, software, music, and Hollywood movie companies are totally out to control the Internet that can and WILL make anyone in the United States a digital outlaw. You can bet your sweet ass it just won’t stop there. Eventually, these limp-wristed motherfuckers will come against you and I until they have complete control of the Internet and the super highway of Information and successfully kill the Internet itself under corporate law resulting in the succession of Hitler’s 1939 Germany and the whole god damned thing would be under an iron fisted fascist control. Then it would be too late to do anything about it.

Say goodbye to honest information, videos, and free music. Say goodbye to independent news services and information, and say hello to the rise of the corporate Third Reich!

Think that I am overreacting? Think again. I have history on my side!

If corporate government had my way, you wouldn’t, couldn’t read the Douginator Online and about a million other sites like mine that speak out against the ills of the American Government.

SOPA and PIPA is nothing less than a death-nail gladly tapped in by the corporate fascists of America and nothing less in the least.

Meanwhile in the world, the Internet will continue to prosper and thrive. People regardless in other nations, without restrictions will continue to download, read, view, and share information as business as usual. Remember folks, in many nations, there is no laws recognizing such mind-numbing digital laws as here in America. Looking past the bullshit argument of digital piracy, this too will continue as it has always did since the beginning. Banning piracy is a motherfucking joke, good, bad, or indifferent, it will continue on without a hiccup — Except in America in general.

Then there will be another laws banning sites, news, information, services, and media deemed as a threat against the Corporate American Government and all those continuing to break the laws of this Nation will be regarded as some sort of digital terrorist – An attack on our current rights and the 1st Amendment as these will continue to erode away.

Ultimately, this will not really hurt the piracy issues that these two jokes, the SOPA and PIPA, but hurt the rights of all Americans and not just with the Internet, but the whole information structures in place and all the future avenues of Information in the generations to come.

Let’s take a look at the real bullshit that is in my opinion, a real threat on the Internet and let’s give the government, our government a real fucking job to do and clean up here in these United States.

There is a real problem, an aspect I would love to bring to bear, you see there are far more serious crimes that are being committed daily throughout the Internet Systems in America such as crimes, violent crimes against children goes nearly unpunished or unenforced in stark comparison of the fucking piracy of the software, music, and movie industry.

It is absolutely mind-numbing that the American Government is more worried or willing to spend so much energy wasting on those who download music and movies while real crimes are being commented throughout the day here in the States.

Perhaps tens of thousands of terabytes of such horrid data is being sent throughout various servers, torrents, and untold computers, iPods, tablets and cellphones of all kinds of not only images, but full-length child pornography videos.

And yet it is the corporations that own the United States Government in a resounding way that constantly turns my stomach and makes me fucking sick.

Meanwhile the real criminals are laughing all the fucking way to the bank while hundreds, perhaps thousands of youngsters are being violated ruthlessly daily, weekly, and what not, and these atrocious acts are continuing on literally unchecked in contrast of the zeal of these industries going after someone pirating and downloading the latest Lady Gaga album…

Fucking please…

I give SOPA, PIPA, the United States Government and the god damned blue-gumming cock-smoking Obama Administration the Douginator AssClown Award for Jan 2012!